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Heather. Christian. Canadian. February 13, 1988. Petite. Pianist. Singer. Bookworm. Hopeless romantic. Quiet. Friendly. Loves Audrey Hepburn, Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen, [BBC] costume dramas, Gilmore Girls, Doctor Who, Robin Hood (2006), Relient K, Nickel Creek.... more?

currently

Date: May 30/08
Time: 5:36 p.m.
MP3: None
CD: "LaRue" by LaRue
Reading: Rilla of Ingleside by L.M. Montgomery, among others
Last movie: Can't remember...
Obsession: Probably Sense & Sensibility

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Version 21, featuring Lizzy and Darcy from the 2005 version of 'Pride and Prejudice' starring Keira Knightley and Matthew MacFadyen.

Version 22, featuring Robin and Marian from the 2006 BBC show 'Robin Hood.'

Version 23, featuring Marianne and Elinor Dashwood as played by Charity Wakefield and Hattie Morahan in the 2008 miniseries 'Sense and Sensibility.'

Version 20, featuring Gwenyth Paltrow as Emma.

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Funny THings to Do

in an Elevator

1. Make race car noises when people get on and off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3. Whistle the first 7 notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

4. Sell Girl Scout Cookies.

5. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

6. Shave.

7. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask, "Got enough air in there?"

8. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear your upside-down.

9. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

10. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to pull the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

11. Lean over to another passenger and whisper, "Ever had a Wet Willy?"

12. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you "Admiral."

13. One word: Flatulence!

14. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

15. Do Tai Chi exercises.

16. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on."

17. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back, "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"

18. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"

19. Meow occasionally.

20. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

21. Frown and mutter, "Gotta go, gotta go," then sigh and say, "oops!"

22. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

23. Sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" while continuously pushing buttons.

24. Holler, "Chutes away!!" whenever the elevator descends.

25. Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.

26. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

27. Burp, then say, "Mmmmm.....tasty!"

28. Leave a box between the doors.

29. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

30. Wear a hand puppet and talk to the other passengers "through" it.

31. Start a sing-along.

32. Play the accordion.