Someone's an Idiot if They...
Someone's an Idiot if They...
...call you to get your phone number.
...put lipstick on their forehead to makeup their mind.
...spend twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".
...send a fax with a stamp on it.
...get stabbed at a shoot-out.
...were on the corner giving out potato chips yelling "Free Lays!"
...tell you to meet them at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
...try to drown a fish.
...try to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
...give you change if you give them a penny for their intelligence.
...sat on the TV and watched the couch.
...think socialism means partying.
...think a quarterback was a refund.
...trip over a cordless phone.
...got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
...had to burn the school down to get him/her out of third grade.
...put "Hooked On Phonics" under "education" on their job application.
...put 'Sagittarius' at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here."
...take a ruler to bed to see how long they slept.
...they asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
...take 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.
...are speechless when they speak their mind.
...study for a blood test and fail.
...thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.
...invent a solar powered flashlight.
...thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.
...sell the car for gas money.
...thought they needed a token to get on Soul train.
...moved when they heard 90% of all crimes occur around the home.
...think Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill.
...miss the 44 bus, and take the 22 bus twice instead.
...saw a sign that said "Airport Left" and turned around and went home when they were going to the airport.
