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Heather. Christian. Canadian. February 13, 1988. Petite. Pianist. Singer. Bookworm. Hopeless romantic. Quiet. Friendly. Loves Audrey Hepburn, Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen, [BBC] costume dramas, Gilmore Girls, Doctor Who, Robin Hood (2006), Relient K, Nickel Creek.... more?

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Date: May 30/08
Time: 5:36 p.m.
MP3: None
CD: "LaRue" by LaRue
Reading: Rilla of Ingleside by L.M. Montgomery, among others
Last movie: Can't remember...
Obsession: Probably Sense & Sensibility

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Version 21, featuring Lizzy and Darcy from the 2005 version of 'Pride and Prejudice' starring Keira Knightley and Matthew MacFadyen.

Version 22, featuring Robin and Marian from the 2006 BBC show 'Robin Hood.'

Version 23, featuring Marianne and Elinor Dashwood as played by Charity Wakefield and Hattie Morahan in the 2008 miniseries 'Sense and Sensibility.'

Version 20, featuring Gwenyth Paltrow as Emma.

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Divorce, Polish Style

A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so and, although his English was far from perfect, they got on very well. Until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him "very quick." The lawyer said that the speed for getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions:

LAWYER: Have you any grounds?

POLE: Ja, ja, an acre and half and a nice little home with 3 bedrooms.

LAWYER No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?

POLE: It is made of concrete, brick and mortar.

LAWYER: Do either of you have a real grudge?

POLE: No, we have a two-car carport and have never really needed one.

LAWYER: I mean, what are your relations like?

POLE: All my relations are in Poland.

LAWYER: Is there any infidelity in your marriage?

POLE: Yes, we have hi fidelity stereo set & DVD player with 6.1 sound. We don't necessarily like the music, but the answer to your question is yes.

LAWYER: No, I mean does your wife beat you up?

POLE: No, I'm always up before her.

LAWYER: Why do you want this divorce?

POLE: She is going to kill me.

LAWYER: What makes you think that?

POLE: I got proof.

LAWYER: What kind of proof?

POLE: She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at the drug store and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read -- it says, "Polish Remover."