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Heather. Christian. Canadian. February 13, 1988. Petite. Pianist. Singer. Bookworm. Hopeless romantic. Quiet. Friendly. Loves Audrey Hepburn, Pride and Prejudice, Jane Austen, [BBC] costume dramas, Gilmore Girls, Doctor Who, Robin Hood (2006), Relient K, Nickel Creek.... more?

currently

Date: May 30/08
Time: 5:36 p.m.
MP3: None
CD: "LaRue" by LaRue
Reading: Rilla of Ingleside by L.M. Montgomery, among others
Last movie: Can't remember...
Obsession: Probably Sense & Sensibility

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Version 21, featuring Lizzy and Darcy from the 2005 version of 'Pride and Prejudice' starring Keira Knightley and Matthew MacFadyen.

Version 22, featuring Robin and Marian from the 2006 BBC show 'Robin Hood.'

Version 23, featuring Marianne and Elinor Dashwood as played by Charity Wakefield and Hattie Morahan in the 2008 miniseries 'Sense and Sensibility.'

Version 20, featuring Gwenyth Paltrow as Emma.

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The Car Accident

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident -- it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days".

Flattered, the man replied, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely! This must be a sign."

The woman continued, "and look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely we should drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune."

Then she hands the bottle to the man. The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man.

The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"

The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police...."

MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, EVIL people. Don't mess with them.